Louis CK nailing it every time.
TWITTER HAS NO CHILL
An officer just told the guy filming the live feed that he had to turn off the camera or he would SHOOT HIM. A police officer in Ferguson just told a member of the media he needed to “get the fuck out of here or I will shoot you with this.”
o p t i m a l c o n d i t i o n s
what the actual fuck
The entirety of my dream house
If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE